Clearly he is simply patrolling the edge of the dog park.

They were unhappy at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Uncomfortable shoes. Uncomfortable bras. Uncomfortable blouses.

Yeah, this guy needs some serious meetings with reality.

That said, my tits don't seem as happy as they used to. They hardly smile at me, and when I ask what's wrong, they shrug in a wobbly, half hearted sort of way.

Wow! Ladies, we did it! We reached men with the power of feminism and our undeniable strength as women! Look at this man, so clearly joined to our cause of female empowerment. Is there anything more inspiring than a guy mansplaining to us the REAL source of our fire as women and the REAL significance of our existence…

Oh....wow. I just...oh dear. What do people think before they say this stuff? “At least you know you can get pregnant??” As if your miscarried child was a test run of some kind just to make sure everything worked right? Oh, that is so offensive, I’m so sorry anyone said that to you. That’s horrible. The “god’s plan”…

Can I ask what sort of things people said to you? I’ve always thought about situations like that - I’m always thinking about how not to say something horrible to someone who has just lost someone, for example. I don’t ever want to be that person that is such an obtuse ass. And I’ve always wondered what would be…

You know, it doesn't even begin to make up for what he did to them, but I hope his victims are finding satisfaction in seeing this liar tumbling from his hilltop.

FWIW, I love the pizza idea! The food truck might take a little longer but maybe you could plan around that with the pizza guys? I dunno, I think it sounds awesome. And it saves you money, which, YES.

It’s always annoyed me that Ira Glass does it! Gahhhh. Vocal fry grates at me in men just as much as women. It’s a speech pattern, and it’s not going away, and there’s nothing inherently wrong with it except that it grates on me like fingernails on a tiny chalkboard.

I ended up reading most of this in Cecil’s voice, which led me to an epiphany — Cecil is the only one with the experience, fearlessness, and knowledge of sheriff’s secret police and hooded figures to lead our country. And Carlos - perfect, beautiful Carlos, with his godlike wave of shining hair - for VP. Problem…

But..but...crackers used to be sold in barrels in old general stores....WHAT ABOUT MY HERITAGE??

I remember watching Lawrence of Arabia as a teenager and being very annoyed that there was not enough Sharif Ali, and too much Lawrence (which was one-half of a silly opinion, because there can never be too much Peter O’Toole, but there was NOT ENOUGH Omar).

::peers at picture::

Pinkham, it's 1 am and I am lying here with endless giggling because this article is GOLD. Just, bravo, you American hero you.

I’m really glad you were able to publish here. I think plagiarism in writing gets more attention in general, and as a writer that’s my main concern. But this is pretty blatant appropriation in art and I can only imagine how often it happens to women in the arts - as I’m sure it happens in other fields.

I know that feeling. Yea, verily, do I know it.

The most satisfying moment I’ve had in a long time was driving past the massive business my hellish, abusive former boss had built on the backs of everyone else’s misery....and seeing an Out Of Business/For Sale sign. 😎

I have not talked to anyone about this since it happened, actually... My ex and I are still very good friends. I was in his wedding to my OTHER best friend (whoooooole other drama pile). Anyway, when my wedding rolled around i had my OTHER best friend, his wife now, in my wedding but I didn’t have him in it. It just…