Burt, we all knew there was nothing you couldn't do. But you just made me laugh so hard at a story about a thermostat that I nearly choked. I am so excited that you are our main page queen for weekends!!!!

Here are some more amazing Halloween cakes, courtesy of cakewrecks.com: http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2013/10/2…

Hello, fellow Christians! (Well, that's what you say you are so we'll just go with that.)

You literally made me slow clap you right now.

Well, some of it wasn't work. Most of it was. But hey, that's all I'm probably ever going to encounter in the way of celebrities, so I'll take it :)

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You should check out the book The Guy Code. Makes a compelling argument, among many, as to why white men are struggling so much in school.

That scene cracked me up, even though they do drink.

Oh, I'm sure that somewhere someone has a story about all the things JWs aren't supposed to do that someone did, but that's life - someone always breaks the 'rules.' But on the whole, like you say, they are all very decent and hands-off when it comes to other people's rights. They only ever litigate FOR freedom of…

You know, I can't truly speak to whether or not she meant to be all shame-y or not, but Fibromyalgia Lady, I feel you.

You know, I can't truly speak to whether or not she meant to be all shame-y or not, but Fibromyalgia Lady, I feel you.

You know, I can't truly speak to whether or not she meant to be all shame-y or not, but Fibromyalgia Lady, I feel you.

Ironically, most Jehovah's Witnesses I have known would pay for the insurance regardless because its the law, because its the right thing to do, and because people make their own choices, and whether or not they're your choices doesn't matter - they generally seem to recognize that you can't make people's choices for…

Next time on Sesame Street : Kit Harington talks to Elmo about how sad it can be when you don't know who your mommy is. But things cheer up fast when Big Bird and the brothers in black show up to talk about lifelong friendship!

Next time on Sesame Street : Kit Harington talks to Elmo about how sad it can be when you don't know who your mommy is. But things cheer up fast when Big Bird and the brothers in black show up to talk about lifelong friendship!

Next time on Sesame Street : Kit Harington talks to Elmo about how sad it can be when you don't know who your mommy is. But things cheer up fast when Big Bird and the brothers in black show up to talk about lifelong friendship!

Next time on Sesame Street : Kit Harington talks to Elmo about how sad it can be when you don't know who your mommy is. But things cheer up fast when Big Bird and the brothers in black show up to talk about lifelong friendship!

It's the documentary filmmaking episode from season 3, I believe. The Dean is making a commercial that goes way overboard. In the beginning of the episode Shirly is supposed to read a line about why she's at Greendale and the dean tries to get her to adjust her voice, but veers away from saying sassy and goes for…

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

I think she's trying to establish a trademark "thing."