Off topic, I had a high school student ask me in class to explain 50 Shades of Grey to her because she read it, found it to be very graphic, but also found it extremely confusing. "It's a badly written sex series about abusive relationships and BDSM that started off as a Twilight fanfic," I replied.

And this is when I remember that our school system is designed to privilege white flight and rich families, and to penalize poor children and minorities. Because the system doesn't really care how they do in school - they're not planning on these kids accomplishing much anyway. So what does it matter if they go…

I know just the man for the job! Anyone seen Neville?

Take it a step further - Vasily is under the impression that all musicians are straight.

Can we please get this woman as Wonder Woman?

My hubby has sleep apnea and doesn't snore, and he does something similar — he will drop off to sleep, stop breathing shortly after, and then jerk awake in a panic thinking something terrible is happening. I usually sense it when he doesn't breathe, now, and make him turn over. My anecdote. FWIW.

Did you see this coming? You should have seen this coming. This ought to be good.

I hear you. My mom almost didn't do hers - another surgery, blech - and I've worked with a number of women who just couldn't face another surgery. I hope you figure out what will make you happiest and go with that. Your reconstruction looks great, btw.

Hello pot, this is kettle. You're black.

I don't think he'd last one Tweet.

You know, that headline totally freaked me out, because I read it and did a double take. I am not a big Amanda Seyfried fan, but suddenly I was like, "She could BE Harley Quinn!" She's got those eyes... I would love to see her in that role! Hey, DC!

Sorry, that was an Un-clever abbreviation for college algebra.

I don't think anyone would blow you up for asking that... You should enjoy sex with your gf as much as she should with you. That said, oral and guesswork rarely work well together. Being vocal, encouraging and communicative does work. Tell her what you like, whether its in a frank, open conversation, or giving…

I'm an English major and not a big math fan, but I can do it well when I have to. I took college algebra right out of HS, not realizing I could take math for fine arts majors, which was easier. Anyway, it was hard but I made an A.

I never thought I'd say this, but, well, Mr. Castro, enjoy what your fellow inmates will have to share with you - especially when you won't "quiet down."

My three dreams I absolutely hate:

Pffffft. Idris Elba gives us the vapors. End of sentence.

My Dear Emerson loves when this commercial airs because he says I get a look of absolute loathing on my face. "At the dealership, you know, I TALK big...." But Im a girl, so you know, it's just talk. Because no penis.

You know, I really rarely care about seeing celebrity lives in the press. The typical "we had a baby, let us show you!" thing has always annoyed me. And yet, I am so warm and fuzzy over this baby.