And what were you doing in that particular body of water to begin with? You go there, you're going to get caught and smooched, that's just how it is. You really should have known better.

Yeah, the no AC thing makes no sense to us here. The only people who don't have central air are living in older buildings with window units. Usually that equates to lower income housing, which is why we have fan drives in SA. But otherwise, it is not even considered optional.

Sorry! I am aware that my reply was more than unhelpful. But for of that, my sis really likes it there because of all the awesome things she finds, and she doesn't complain to me about the weather much...and air conditioners are pretty much standard issue here and are on 24-7, so it's doable!

Here is a Thing I Do Not Get.

I gotta agree with recidivicious. SA is hitting 113 all week, but Houston is like walking through a damp blanket of steam all the damn time. Between that and the mosquitoes, I do not regret letting my family move there w/o me.

Logic: "We need to stop those pesky women having abortions! Lets make t illegal as possible."

Yeah. I'm in Texas. Fuck.

Yes, because women, like children, cannot make decisions for themselves.

A Klingon batlith could be claimed as a "collectible..."

Just starting my first year this year - freshman and sophomore English - and I'm terrified and excited. Sorry, not much helpful advice, but just wanted to say hi fellow Englisher!

I...oh dear.

Republican Party motto?

Funny, didn't people use to argue that slavery was 'natural law' in action?

THIS.

HOLY CRAP.

"You've been naughty, Mr. Perry. What's to be done about that?"

Two words.

RICK PERRY MAKES HANNIBAL LECTER LOOK LIKE THE NICEST, MOST HELPFUL GUY EVER.

To quote John Oliver: "Oh, wait! We can just fucking ignore her!"

Sing with me, kids!