Oh, wow, that is pretty bad. Drink as much water as you can today — if you're in that much pain, once you get a massage you'll need a lot of fluids.

Okay, so since you saw an osteopath, I assume your doctor adjusted you. It sounds like your trapezius muscle, probably your erectors and possibly your lats have been irritated by the adjustment.

Excellent plan.

What hurts exactly? I guess what I'm asking is do your muscles feel like they are tightening up across your back, or just around your joints/spine, or are you aching, or getting shooting pain, burning, stabbing?

Hey, politicians in general:

Skinceuticals is one of the better brands I've used.

I feel your pain, believe me. I really want one too (all gray! With floppy ears!) but I want to time it right.

FWIW, I have always wanted a pit puppy of my very own, and I did some research on raising them. Found out that they are very hierarchical animals so it is suggested that if you have kids, introduce the puppy after all your kids are born, so that it knows that it is lower on the ladder than they are. The info suggested…

"If you have lots of sex, you'll live forever. That's just science."

That Huntress is so kick-ass!

You are my role model.

Then again, there are other reasons why one might not be funny...

Or Banquo. Or the murdered king. Or, you know, any role. Hell, I'll be one of the trees that comes to Dunsinane!

Damn kinja. Have someone safe to talk to, who you can vent to for support, because you can't keep all that in.

First off - this sucks, and I am sorry. My father grew up in an abusive household with a mom who constantly caused / egged on the abuse. For years he only went to see her once every few years. Every time he sees her, and every time she calls (birthdays), he goes into a deep depression because he cannot deal with her.…

Fellow redhead, I salute you!

"I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad!"

Agreed! I love that Merida royally screws up, because she's a teenager and only thinks about 'right now,' not future consequences, and it's only when she thinks there is no longer a way to fix it that she truly understands what she lost.

Weren't she and Maleficent voiced by the same actress? Also weren't Flora and the Fairy godmother the same? Or do they just sound freakishly alike?

Wasn't this an SVU episode? The one with the blatant Michael Jackson knock-off?