Does it hurt or feel uncomfortable when pressed? Does it move around slightly if you massage it?

This... is going to sound... probably not that great.

Dear lord.

YES! Catharthis, thy name is foam-bat destruction!

Nope, you're not alone. I'm sure he's a lovely person, I just...meh.

Hmmm. You may be on to something there...

I echo your sentiment.

Good job, you.

There's an interesting book entitled The Asian Mystique which addresses the history of how American movies tend to de-sexualize Asian men in films, relegating them either to lone-warrior status or non-threatening elderly advisers, friends or sidekicks. The book discusses how this affected Jackie Chan's career…

Looking at this adorable baby sloth got me through a reallllly slow day at work! So yay for that.

So I must preface this with the confession that I do not see what the fuss over Channing Tatum is all about. He just... I am not a fan, and I just don't find him attractive.

Ooh, that is pretty! Very much like Tiffany, in fact, so I think you're going to love that shade. Sooooo gorgeous.

It's called Tiffany, from their flame collection. I'm having trouble putting a link in here, stupid tablet, but just Google "Zoya Tiffany" and you'll be able to see how it looks on. One of the first polishes I ever bought from Zoya, and it hooked me for life.

Awww that sucks! I feel your pain.

Fellow feature-writer, I salute you!

"The truth is that America loves knocking a woman down off her pedestal."

Amen to that! They blessed me with the perfect shimmery rose gold, and I have been a devotee ever since.

Aw, yeah! Hooray for mental fibro wives, a group of which I am proud to be a part!

I would have to say that Essie is worth it — the colors are lovely and it lasts — but that Zoya is the best ever. That polish stays on forever, even through days of massage therapy and constant hand washing, so that might be worth an occasional splurge. Plus they have colors that no other polish can touch.

Me too! Actually I was supposed to be in a qualifying spelling bee in 4th grade, and I was super excited. And I got chicken pox the week of the bee, and missed it. And then we moved, and I never could find out whether my new school could get me into spelling competitions. Although I kicked ass at UIL spelling every…