Because they ping off other apple devices in the wild. If another apple device “sees” an airtag it updates the location.

Sorry, jokes are easier to catch when they’re clever or funny

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I’m gray so not sure if anyone will see this, but I’ve thought a lot about this when imagining what life would be like after winning a huge lotto jackpot...

This. This comment is comedy gold:

The Police recommended against tracking down and taking back your own vehicle, but when asked if they would do anything to recover a vehicle for a citizen, even if they were presented with proof of ownership and tracking details, they said, “hahahhaha, No. Why would we do that?”

“We are pleased to report that Fisker Automobiles has been acquired by Crazy Larry’s Quality Used Cars of Spokane, Washington, and we have also partnered with Ford for quality control and manufacturing advising.”

Tesla used to have vehicles with physical controls, but Elon is too much of a cheapskate so they cut out every physical control to tie every to the screen to cut costs on the interiors.

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Again, I will paste this straight from the Cybertruck website:

I don’t know Teslas reason, but washing  car in direct sun isn’t ideal. The chances of it drying too fast and leaving hard streaks and dried soap and stuff is higher.

I think its to save the Tesla owner the embarrassment of being seen outside with a Tesla.

With that headline I would have thought it would get a real manual.

Tesla’s in the middle of a difficult mental shift. They are used to selling to true believers who know they’re in a ‘beta’ and are fairly tech-savvy. But now that they’re a few years into selling at scale, that doesn’t hold true anymore...

Hot Take: Teslas are not terrible, but their driver’s are lazy. They want to believe so hard in this stuff. The thing is, until we have standardized roads, everywhere, in every state, AND everyone is driving a Tesla, it just won’t work 100% of the time. This stuff will just keep happening over. And over. And over.

I…

For awhile Tesla had a product that could sell itself. No need for PR department, sales infrastructure, etc. Now they’ve got increasingly stale product, with one kookoo guy on twitter leading the sales pitches, who’s take basically is you’re an idiot of you don’t give your life to this product and vision. Pass.

Question is do they need to build this outside Italy? GranTurismo has been genericized enough that the Italian economic minister probably won’t care. Folgore doesn’t sound super Italian, and could be changed with Lightning badges instead.

Yep, it was a “how can we reduce costs to pump up numbers?” move. And in this case, I would assume those are mostly going to be white collar workers, unless their sales plan is way worse than anyone knows. So, they are losing the people that they need to make better products and future products. Not a good look when…

That legendary Tesla build quality strikes again, yet Elon’s army will continue to lavish praises on him.

I hope Tesla faces the same degree of scrutiny from regulators as Toyota did.