i see pink-eye in brad's future

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the future of dentistry is going to be awkward.

I bet he mumbles "a/s/l? a/s/l?" in his sleep.

that is a fancy eyeball, but i wouldn't want its crazy stare trained on me while she held any form of weaponry.

no. falling skies cannot be shaved.

you stole my brain

i am pretty sure there is a club somewhere in germany where a midget in a vinyl suit will slap her face repeatedly with a dildo that has 'kris braun' sharpied on it while an albino yodels to techno music.

Vanes.

it looks like the mario brother that nobody talks about anymore after he gave his 12 year old cousin a beer & offered her a ride on his motorcycle at the mario family reunion.

you muenster!

prepare to run over all the turtles.

"I gave you a job, bitch. Be sweet."

I'm in your livin' room til six in the morn...

six girls were alone in a dark bedroom. in a burst of fear one of the girls quickly switched on a lamp as her four friends remained sleeping.

i just felt my pretension kick.

other indicators are:

his violent coughing fit was interrupted by something thick & wet being expelled into the rag he held over his mouth. withdrawing it, he trembled in a confused revulsion as he saw a child's severed finger laying curled & bloody upon the fabric.

& of course her boobs appear as she says, "love is God" *headshake* I'm guessing that's aimed at her future 'fapostles'