MurdererOfVajayners
MurdererOfVajayners
MurdererOfVajayners

based on limbaugh's logic he should be living in a cardboard box under a freeway bridge, giving blowies to truckers for 'spraycan money'

& of course I visit you when you are wearing white *wicked cackle*

He'll have a shotgun leveled at Skyler & Saul, preparing to have his revenge for them taking all of the money & giving his recipe to Declan & the biker gang. & before he can squeeze the trigger Jailbot will bust through the wall & take him away.

Capaldi: What the flaming bag of fucks, Stephen?!

His catchphrase will be, "eat a dick, _____" <just add whichever enemy he is speaking to.

Obama is on the case!

1.) Brad is so happy. He has invented something. No longer will he need to make ends meet by doing Sears Catalog model shoots in his tightie-whities.

It'd be all on like grey poupon, with him even slaying a bear just to make a rug for you to get all frikky on... but then he'd clap his hands together & you'd have that Blix bitch in the background chanting, "higher higher burning firrrrre" to turn on the damn fireplace. Moooooooooooood killer, unless you're German.

that look. *gasp* somebody's hamster is going in the microwave tonight.

____________________ ooooooh my sticky rice.

me too... though i think it has to do with my moniker.

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.

Someone should introduce him to Boots Riley

a better idea would be to have anyone who wants a conceal & carry permit to spend three weeks performing janitorial duties in an emergency room or morgue.

Hello Jareth. Why Don't You Take A Seat Over There...

what the fuck L.F.O.? you're grounded.

bouncecock: thick edition

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