"I gave you a job, bitch. Be sweet."

I'm in your livin' room til six in the morn...

i just felt my pretension kick.

& of course her boobs appear as she says, "love is God" *headshake* I'm guessing that's aimed at her future 'fapostles'

Steinam in the A.M. on WNOW F.M.

where dreams go to die

Unbeknownst to you he survived & is living in Germany as Herr Pecker.

Baul Pecker

our van... our van's so far away.

would you kick it with juicy fruit jesse?

& here i thought pogonophiles were

Are you there, Hitler? It's me Cleetus.

Hate crimes & crazy bread.

my immediate reaction was, "please stop juicing, wilford brimley", but then i realized it was gerardo ribiero or whatever his mustache is.

The Bobby Hill one is pure genius, I tell you what.

FARRAH ABRAHAM DIDN'T KNOW WHO TRAYVON MARTIN WAS is a pretty accurate indicator as to how many hours a day she spends in front of her mirror practicing her porn-face.

tray & mat kant reed

I've been keeping up with the developments. Sadly, I will only believe it when the game is literally in my hands.

The bumper stickers write themselves:

My creator talks about me constantly as well. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.