Oh who gives a fuck about this miserable, cranky piece of shit. Let's talk about how amazing Oprah has been looking lately! Look at this! She wins everything!

Mennonite colony in Bolivia

This is all I see.

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I still like this version of Breaking Bad

2 observations:

I thought a Diplo was a low-rent LEGO brick.

To be fair, everyone is a sinner; so, only sinners play video games. ;)

I'd have sex with Tim Curry in Legend if that counts.

Every girl knows a centaur is where it's at:

If Breaking Bad has taught us anything, it's that anybody named Skyler is human garbage.

[removes human suit]

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Maybe if they make a movie they can un-kill Tara. Why no, no I'm not still bitter about. Not at all. Nope.

=(.

What is this dismiss button I'm hearing so much about? Is it an "authors" thing or am I not aware of it because I'm still relegated to the grays.

I would say this man belongs getting some kind of mandatory treatment in a psychiatric facility rather than in jail, but this is some scary stuff, and I feel incredibly sorry for his victim for having to be frightened for the last 20 years.

“He fell in love and didn’t seem to be able to get over it,” his mother said. “The girl of his dreams became a nightmare.”

The fetus is like their team mascot. It's all over their branding now.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.