Steinam in the A.M. on WNOW F.M.

where dreams go to die

Unbeknownst to you he survived & is living in Germany as Herr Pecker.

Baul Pecker

our van... our van's so far away.

would you kick it with juicy fruit jesse?

no, but i serviced twenty women for a cheeseburger.

& here i thought pogonophiles were

He-Man is trying to show them all The Power Of Christmas.

fear the cod.

Are you there, Hitler? It's me Cleetus.

Hate crimes & crazy bread.

If this film exists as part of the recent franchises I would love it if Batman turned to Soups & said, "Where were you when R'as tried to destroy Gotham? The Joker? Bane? Oh, that's right. You were jerking off on a tugboat."

i can see un saying, "our colecovision flashlight are superiority to the dying batteries of the west."

my immediate reaction was, "please stop juicing, wilford brimley", but then i realized it was gerardo ribiero or whatever his mustache is.

The Bobby Hill one is pure genius, I tell you what.

The Origami Killer?

FARRAH ABRAHAM DIDN'T KNOW WHO TRAYVON MARTIN WAS is a pretty accurate indicator as to how many hours a day she spends in front of her mirror practicing her porn-face.

tray & mat kant reed

Nothing says, "fuck available & affordable medical attention" like landsharks.