I've been keeping up with the developments. Sadly, I will only believe it when the game is literally in my hands.

The bumper stickers write themselves:

My creator talks about me constantly as well. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk.

I have an image of Joel Hodgson slowly removing the barrel of a gun from his mouth as a friend desperately pleads, "Don't kill yourself, Joel! You have a Skidoo!"

You know that North Korea will hear it wrong when Brian Williams reports, "Mankind has just made contact with the Uranians"...they'll send a team to kidnap them, spirit the poor aliens away, & have scientists trying to enrich them.

I am sure Zimmerman has a supporter named Ben F. N. Young-Cousins

"I am looking for David Gardner"

for your information, that strobe light isn't single. it has a canadian girlfriend.

you met & fell in love with me as Amy, but I've deceived you, Nick. I'm tired of living this lie. I am really...

I got some flavored water for ya sexy asian teenagers!

baby laugh-a-lot isn't laughing with you. *cringe*

q: what does a gamer have in common with a kitten using the litter box?

as awesomely amusing as it would be to wander around there during the day can you imagine being stuck in there overnight? *shudder*

I had no idea that Princess Robot Bubblegum was a culinary artist.

Blinding Nemo?

Blinding Nemo?

This looks like a constipated Carrot Top playing Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

i am now mega-sad that i don't get to see him "shamon!" & grab his dick at the daleks.

my diabolical plot to have the daenerys in your fantasies put on clothing has succeeded *rubbing my hands together all evil-ish* muahahaha