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It’s actually Aristophanes, he put it in a play to purposefully make fun of how the older generation sounds when they complain about children in ~425 BC or so.

“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company,…

Hahaha, the bit with the dog :D

I completely disagree on it fitting the “Crime”.

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

Hells yes. THIS.
The influx from the bay area, and rent bidding practices, have already arrived. The arena is going to make every game day, concert, and event at the Arena a living HELL for the Midtown residents. The City doesn’t have the infrastructure to support public transportation to/from the arena...not that the…

Ive lived in Midtown for over 20 years and couldnt agree with you more. I work a block from the new arena but I moved to an apartment in the very southeast corner of the grid, to be as far away from the arena as possible while still in midtown. Fuck the Kings & fuck the arena. But dont fuck KJ cuz apparently he likes…

Fellow denizen, you have perfectly expressed the general sentiment. Right. There. With. You. I recently moved out of Mansion Flats ahead of getting priced out - I wanted to move on my own terms while there were still parts of the central city that hadn’t yet been inflated in price and I am bitter about it. Fuck that…

If you knew my mayor
You’d know that he’s so strong.

If we are talking about the US (since I’m not familiar with Irish laws), sexuality is protected class, like race or gender, that is expressly protected against discrimination. Being a member of a hate group like the KKK is not a protected class. It’s not about what is put on the cake that’s at issue, it’s about who is…

And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

That reads like a Childish Gambino rap.

Freshman Social Justice Warriors would MUCH RATHER pick at an individual Like Aziz who is very clearly making efforts to say right and do right, and very open about not claiming to be perfect about it, than to stare down an actual malevolent person, let alone the whole fucked up system. So much easier to stay at home…

Moms who get all creepy possessive over their sons is just fucking weird and strikes me as some reverse Oedipus complex where the Mom isn't getting enough romantic attention from the kid's father/her husband/or other romantic partner so is trying to get it from her kid. This Mom is like metaphorically pissing all over…

i think you guys are misunderstanding. it was very clear to me that he interpreted the dolphin's prolonged interactions with him as demonstrations of consent. that doesn't mean that i don't personally question that idea of consent, because i personally do not think animals can consent to humans, nor do i think consent…

Funny, because the media and detractors are trying to spin this as Marshawn Lynch being too conceited to talk to the reporters, but this interview makes it seem like the exact opposite. But seriously, man's got a point:

Any time I hear that one partner feels the other partner's sexual desire or functioning is gross or boring I know that relationship is going to end up being very difficult for at least one if not both of those people.