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I’m 6'4", so fuck you.

That you’re unsettled by this but think to write a condescending giblet about dumb pervy anime games as if you’re used to whatever the weird world throws at you tells me you’re a boring person. This is great TV that made me laugh and I want more.

augh GOD, COME ON.

I’d prefer Danny DeVito.

Had to watch a lot of this when I was staying at a friend’s place and they had kids...

The pronounced salt notes and bitter aftertaste make this vintage shamefully delightful. Sarahlovescali has a powerful need to spike your senses with disdain, but ones palette is too amused by this stunt that its overall mouthfeel approaches something closer to the delicious rage of a toddler losing a fight he…

ooo-OOO, Mr. “powered by the soul-enriching fuel of real human praxis rather than a dependent one-sided relationship of entertainment consumption as diminishing fulfillment, until your strongest memories are the unboxing videos you’ve made, and in that moment realizing that your enterprising re-definition of adulthood…

pffffffff shut up

I wish I had a fuck to give about finding and liking this comment 36 hours after they’ve announced it, and you’ve gone through the entire sequence of familiar feelings that has you foaming at the mouth all over again.

You cover an industry that may be public, but is still fundamentally a creative sector. I’m not saying that they should have an expectation of privacy since their marketing would love to be in everyone’s face on their own terms, but their relevance as public entities is largely a product of sites like this elbowing in…

We’re talking about video games.

Porn actor only gets 1 Stamina??

a $2 bag of popcorn-

Okay, Cracked.com

“They stepped over the bodies of their colleagues”

....“justice porn”??

“she’ll never get married looking/acting like that”

pushback =! outright rejection

Achilles scene was... I rebuked it. REBUKE.

I don’t get it. the fatality is one of the most endearing examples of completely absurd violence that everyone understands. If you’re going to film these “realistically”, there’s no hot sauce too hot for it. This is awesome for a homemade bit, but we’re nowhere near the “pause the vid” line.