I’m fine with the more difficult captures, I never had a pokemon run away until the last patch, which really added to the tension I think.

These should be accompanied by pictures of the lavish, bribe-funded homes of the olympics committee members.

Yeah.

I have a few eggs finally, almost ready to hatch by walking.

I haven’t seen this show, but why are they all dudes?

Unrelated is actually a nice way of saying “some asshole,” versus “friend.”

The joke as always, is “fuck fuck fuckety-fuck fuck dicks”. Hilarious! :/

What is the difference between an attack on the server and the normal non-functioning status of this game?

I can get to the server loading screen and the retry error screen part of the game, but nothing else. How do I evolve magikarp, do I reload or retry repeatedly until it evolves?

Hopefully this partnership will allow Niantic to buy a freaking server.

C3P0 mistakenly translated it as “the rapy.” That explains their eagerness to volunteer.

It’s less surprising that someone capture the white house than it is that someone’s pokemon GO server is actually up.

This game is way too dangerous to play in a war zone like America.

We’re too busy imagining sci fi doomsday scenarios where everything they do leads to the next zombie apocalypse/reach exceeds grasp, bla bla etc. Those villainous egghead scientists!

No way, we all know the key to a good horror game is being able to bunny hop around with auto-aim. Unlimited ammo too.

The one that turned into a pickle, yes. Duh.

Didn’t you know that all minorities know each other?

So FFXV almost had a character you could tell apart from the rest of his road trip clone batch bros? Unthinkable!

A lot of them are bored and worthless trust fund kids.

to the naysayers: