Muckmonster
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Splinter: “NOBODY WANTS ANOTHER OLD WHITE MAN FOR PRESIDENT”

They know how abysmal Sanders’ performance was last night. That’s why they’re keeping him on the down low.

This. I mean hit piece after hit piece on Biden and Harris and yet Bernie shows his ass and not a fucking peep. 

They’re bloggers. They’ve never, once, been journalists.

So Bernie does nothing but parrot his campaign talking points, goes full “Old Man Yells At Cloud” at a couple points, actually replies to “What would you do if Roe was overturned?” with “Medicare for All!”, and Splinter’s editorial plan is to point out how everyone else in the debate screwed up.

They’re only paying it lip service because Carroll is busy destroying her own credibility, talking about how sexy rape is and so on.  I absolutely get it that the SplinterKidz so desperately want something to stick to Trump (I was around when your grandparents were just as desperate to get something to stick to

Where is the source of this particular bullshit? Cite it or fuck off.

He’s going to hem and haw and do double- no triple!- linguistic somersaults to not sound partisan. He’ll bring attention back to the report, but he’ll never get up there and flatly say that Trump’s guilty of anything

Reminder that trump voters are trash.

I wish you a life of good health and fortune.

Because God help you if it takes a wrong turn and you come with your hand outstretched looking for help. I’d personally make it my life’s work to tell you and those who think like you to go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.

You chose it because you’re a cliched far-right troll. Even you aren’t dumb enough to think that’s insightful critique are you? There are tens of thousands of your ideological kin using the same 14 year old “I’m so smart” usernames.

suck me from the back you fucking fascist

Yes, fuck you.

Note, when the spineless far-right sack of shit is incapable of making any substantive rebuttal it will often post a response like this. No doubt most of you have seen it before. It postures, pretending it’s simply too good to respond and that by insulting the spineless cunt you’ve breached the boundaries of

He doesn’t go outside. He's too scared of all the brown people on the street. He's a keyboard warrior. 

Reminder that there will be a day as real as this one where you will be crawling through your own personal desert for eternity.

Fine fascist assclown.  Hope you run that mouth on the street.  See what fucking happens to you.

Eat a motherfucking dick you soulless right wing motherfucker. You heard it here folks: The GOP prays for dead children.

Fuck You.