I think the 99% of awful pop stars should also have isolated vocals released. Let's all find out what crap they have been selling us.

He should have said he was going to Grape her. That's ok.

They are well-connected and influential, they don't need to be funny. Throwing in a curse word at the end is the closest they get to a punchline.

Look at the cops standing around for group shots as if they did something worthy. Aren't there real problems in the world for them to focus on? Waste of time and resources.

Never enough. :) They're one shot each, so carrying a brace of pistols was legit back then.

It's great publicity.

This gif seems NSFW to me, not sure why though.

What? No way. Well, at least my strategy of circling around my opponent fishing for a lagstab will work in real life... right?

This really was one of the things I loved about the game. It was such a jarring increase in difficulty that it made me take it seriously. The designers weren't there to hold my hand through a story while I pressed some buttons to stay awake (most games now), I actually had to think my way through a combat. Going at…

Oh no I'm just so perfect and special in every way! I'm so wonderful and that's why I can't get laid! Woe is me, it certainly can't be that I am intolerably self-absorbed... I'll post my little humblebrag on kotaku and elicit the usual "you go girl" responses that give me the ego boost I crave...

Does he hump the VW? I think about humping mine sometimes.

I think all of your writers should actually be required to sleep with the subjects of their stories, whatever they are.

Video is ok, what is this guy saying though? Is this mumbler chewing on a superball?

Yes, Tingle and Groose need to be characters in this.

EXACTLY.

Yeah I like this comic, and this is funny if you look at it in context. The "don't worry about what im doing..." sums up the problem in this entire story arc. If people are expecting a gag a day with this comic they will be disappointed. Sometimes it is, but others it is subtle or a slow burn.

It's served instead of an original joke or punch line in penny arcade for years, and look at where they are now.

DIOOOOOO!!!

Ugh, I just tried this game and the camera is a nightmare. All over the place except where you want to see.

Trust me, it's a circle jerk. A self-congratulatory cadre of some of the most insecure wannabes I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. If my experience is typical, match has their work cut out for them.