Don't worry, she will find something to complain about to keep the dough rolling in.

Yes, they need to do this already. It's so overdue.

Take your own advice then.

I think they should mention these are actually sponsored links.

That's a ninja turtle? It looks like Tyler Perry cross-dressing.

I'm enthused by the opening cinema here, not because it is particularly great, but because it actually feels like Wasteland as I remember it. Getting the spirit of the game right is a sort of nebulous thing.

Nothing they said would ever have satisfied the outrage machine, staying silent was their best option.

Ugh is there a way to turn the voiceover off?

The assassins in the ubisoft game look like a lot more work than those little blocks, to be fair. Also, it's impossible to make a female character that doesn't trigger the outrage reflex of career feminists. Too waify, too chesty, too demure, too bold, whatever it is it will be an outrage. So too much work is about…

He's right to complain it looks cluttered as hell, like a freaking potato chip bag. It looks like she is jumping into a pool full of urine and bird feathers.

So Nintendo is trying to cash in on someone else's idea, years too late for anyone to give a damn. Yay good job.

Scheduled for 2015 = "No one should bother buying a Wii until late 2015 or so."

If you mean they get power, wealth, and admiration, yes.

I dislike these exploits as they force you to breaking immersion to win. No longer interested.

That was really a big draw with these for me, the ability to have multiple people play at once made these games really fun and social. Most RPGs are very solitary by necessity, with these you can go either way.

Yeah I could do without those in general.

How do we get rid of Pete Holmes spam on kotaku?

It isn't just you. It's a pretty but hollow strip. The creators of that comic are important to the games industry however, so kotaku will never let them go.

This was a good one, exactly what I was thinking when I played RE4 and sold a heap of dead fish to the merchant.

This Pete Holmes guy needs a new schtick.