Next lifehacker: "How to clean up those juice stains all over the bottom of your fridge and floor."

I loved the first wasteland (yes, old balls). The demo for the new one put me off because it showed a low-level character just walking over *land mines* like they were inconveniences. I remember the dev voiceover saying something like "you can do this the smart way or you can take some damage." I know it's a game but…

Zero hedge is a kook site and gets caught fabricating anarcho-libertarian propaganda all the time, they just usually disguise it better. The "giant turd sprinkled with truffles" bit from the article applies to most things they rant about there.

If we weren't so litigious the app store wouldn't have to remove stuff like this.

I don't understand how they put out a new console with no new Zelda or Metroid and thought it would do well.

Let's be honest, agree or disagree with her about being fat, he was screwed either way.

What video game or japanese culture tidbit is Sherlock from?

Everyone is waiting on the new Zelda.

You know someone is going crazy when *John Belushi* is the one who steps in to restrain you.

Be born into a rich family.

This might seem petty but the thing that put me off of dark souls 2 (after loving dark souls 1) was the change to parries. When you parry an opponent, they fall flat on their back like they are at the beach getting a suntan. It makes the whole thing about creepy and gamer-sadist. Is the next dark souls going to just…

How do you deal with all the hackers?

I don't know he looks about 12 to me. That brings up a whole other mess of what-the-hell-am-i-looking at issues tho.

There's a lot of people who are professionally offended. It gets them blog hits and employs gender studies majors.

I hope they keep lowering Dark Souls 2, I am seeing lots of links and vids about it already being hacked as hell, with PvP ruined.

So is the penny arcade one going to end with them giving the baby to the Dickwolves? What a great cartoon.

The first half of this video is okay, the last half is just him rambling on about his youtube philosophy to pad out 10 minutes. Zzz...

Holy crap this is like a cross between Dark Souls and Streetfighter.

Now for the flood of PC cheat hackers I suppose.

Maybe if they fake something as fake as catholicism, it becomes real by the double negative rule.