It apparently has lizards with tits, so it has that going for it. You've gotta love the Elder Scrolls/Oblivion/Skyrim standby of making a new race by plopping an animal head on a person. It's not lazy or inane at all.

Musicians and singers is pretty much already there. If you listen to pop or r&b you probably haven't heard a human voice in over a decade.

They're just blatant reskins of transformers models.

And when the kid keeps asking "why" a thousand times after every single thing you explain?

Well, on the plus side I don't have to go to the bathroom so bad anymore.

Well, be prepared to do this trick over and over again, wasting tons of time and inspection fees to do so. You won't find an honest mechanic except perhaps by word of mouth, they are very rare. It's an extraordinarily dishonest profession.

I love Dark Souls but honestly, that repeat texture to the right just looks goofy. Maybe it's an ode to minecraft?

So how long before the PC demigods hack character stats so that PvP is unplayable again?

I think it's France so the cops are less murderous.

From the article it looks like a bunch of quick time events. So, watch the pretty movie and hammer some buttons to make sure you are awake.

He's not a raccoon, he's a retcon. A retcoon if you will.

Inevitable result of throwing that boomerang around all the time.

Everyone I know has put off buying it until the next Zelda comes out.

No new Zelda = No WiiU.

Maybe it's not that important to beat a game if you enjoy it.

Yeah, that and Sif. It was actually a little heart-wrenching to have to fight some of these things. Can't we just talk it over? :D

Her hair is too heavy. If she looks up the balance might shift and she'll break her neck.

Just mashup everything with Zombies and get it out of your system while the fad survives.

This is a great idea and has lots of potential. It reminds me of some of the Mario Party minigames and the upcoming Dark Souls II Mirror Knight battle. Maybe it will lead to more games with player-bosses.

Sorry but everyone is waiting for a new Zelda.