Hopefully it will be delayed, so that console users can enjoy some time with a game that isn't entirely infested with hackers and cheats before the port floodgates open.

I think it would be fun twist, certainly wouldn't stop me from playing the next Zelda game. I don't think anyone ever said that every Link would have to be male.

Weird. I had a hedgehog and it didn't act like that, except for some of the normal behaviors like self-anointing and some hissing. Mine kept itself very clean and didn't bite people. I'm sure you had a bad experience but from experience I have a hard time believing it is typical.

I have to agree with a kotaku reviewer for once, this wasted an opportunity for a real versus, which could have been fantastic. You have two characters who are both very sympathetic and engaging, with very different takes on morality. I might still watch it after all this but it is a letdown. Can you imagine how…

Prehensile breasts, weird.

Not Even Once

As far as I am concerned it only becomes worth buying after it gets a proper, new Zelda on it. No New Zelda = No New Purchase.

Being offended is kind of a sport or cottage industry now. A lot of people went to college and got easy A's in those courses, majored in them, and now want to get paid for their hair trigger sensibilities. The image you presented is merely a challenge to the professionally offended, and one that they will train their…

Yeah these got pretty old mid-way through the first one.

Less to do with being a shitty spy than with being written as an agonizingly blatant Mary Sue character. Their name has to be on everyone's lips or we won't know how awesome they are.

I thought this was a polished up version of Catachresis for a second.

Probably, but only sort of. This is great publicity for Target, and you can just see the idea forming that you might get things before release date if you order with them. Clever.

Her "frenemies" then. ;p

Yeah everyone just uses her to get in with her friends.

I don't know, Rurouni Kenshin was pretty good. It might take a while to perfect it but they are getting better.

Yes, and a torture scene! ;p

If all you decide to do is grind levels and don't bother exploring what the game has to offer of course it is boring. I'd say it's a good thing for the game if serial grind monkeys don't like it.

I tried this game out for a while but it seemed like one long QTE. Does it ever get to some point that isn't "press whatever button flashes on the screen to win?"

Expensive for hair. Now I wonder how much it will cost to clean the smug off of it.