You’re right. My favorite cousin is an only child and he’s a great guy. My mom was raised as an only child (her siblings were much older than she). My grandmother spoiled her rotten. My mom did not continue that tradition with me (and as the oldest, I was responsible for everything), and now I have to deal with my…

Was. Melanie Griffith is such a Succubus.

I live in drought ridden California. We can't let our water run for 2.5 minutes.

That’s all I thought of when I read this article. Some old men brought to financial ruin screaming, “TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!”

EXACTLY what I was thinking. When I was called for jury duty, I don’t recall being able to take video of other people in the prospective jury pool and make it public. It was kind of a strict, professional atmosphere, not a social gathering.

Because they always have an out: ‘It doesn’t work that way,’ ‘The spirit realm is unpredictable,’ ‘I’m not getting an answer.’ Much like the whole ‘It’s God’s will,’ ‘Lean not on your own understanding,’ in Christianity.

I’m from (and still living in) the same middle of nowhere town Tyler Henry is from. Heavy on the agriculture and meth, unfortunately. But we have things like shopping centers, roads, cars, etc. And in the summer when it gets to be in the 100s for days at a time, there isn’t much else to do but stay inside and watch TV…

Imagine Vin as Madmartigan.

He's so bad at this.

Omfg. Make your own paint. Que la chingada!

Just cut the bread with your rapier wit.

Watch for bears made me snort laugh.

Welcomed into the White House, through the front door.

I reaaaally want to know who the network wanted to play Rochelle on Everybody Hates Chris.

It’s Pew-all-up, right?

Laura was smarter than that. The target audience was clearly Mrs. Oleson.

Nope. I've always been all about Emilio.

Hi, I'm Rob Lowest Common Denominator, and I have Twitter.

I had a supervisor who peppered his emails/memos with the words “myself” and “thus” because he felt it made him seem smarter than the rest of us peons beneath his boot heel. Like this Plant woman, he hadn't mastered basic grammar.

That's my only problem with it, too. The jumpsuits are ugly.