So in the apocalypse they still can’t get seasoning right?

When I was a child, AWIT was one of my favorite books. I began reading it with my 7 year old granddaughter every night before bed when she’d spend the night with us. We were halfway through when the movie came out, and she wanted to see it. As we left the movie theater, my granddaughter asked, “Do we have to finish…

THIS. 

I can’t ever see her without thinking, “I fucks with these crab cakes!!”

As someone who has a narcissistic parent, I applaud you for hitting the nail on the head. 

From the summer of 1980

I’m terrified that they won’t stop there. I’ve already told my white husband that if something happens, he needs to step back and stay quiet, so that one of us will be here for the kids and grands. 

Is this a dog whistle to the Trump Nazis, like saying, “Sorry, but they made us do this. You know we don’t give a fuck about these brown kids, don’t worry!”

Until they made Jackie turn increasingly neurotic and annoying around S5ish. Ditto on how they turned Mark into a complete doofus. He wasn’t like that in the beginning. I think that’s a Bruce Helford thing, tho. They did the same thing to Ernie on George Lopez, another Helford show. Anyway, I hate when they turn a…

Boy In The Plastic Bubble, anyone?

*whistling Sweet Georgia Brown

The Roseanne Conner I loved (and I think it’s -er rather than -or) once called a politician who came to her door out on his trickle down economics bullshit. She rattled him so much that when he walked into Dan’s Bike Shop and saw her, he literally ran away. She wasn’t educated, but she was smarter than the one we’ve…

I don’t know why, but that just reminds me of Joe Pesci in JFK.

I grew up loving this book. As did my daughter. We took my two granddaughters (ages 5 and 7) to see AWIT this past weekend. My daughter and I were disappointed (and we had been very excited to see it). The 7 year old had been reading the book to me as her 20 minutes of reading a day homework assignment; after seeeing…

So, Charlize is going to get another Oscar for looking a damn mess?

I’d rather see that movie.

I can understand not liking that people were saying Hiddleston would make a better Bond than Idris Elba, but it’s not like Tom went around saying it. And he has only ever said nice things about his peers, including Idris.

The Dagg Ass Whuppin’ what a show

Doesn’t matter; they found the one who they think speaks for all black people. You know, “the good one.”

Interesting. Insurance companies do refer to those occurrences as “Acts of God,” (or they did, anyway) even though we now understand the science of natural disasters.