Dang. I can understand living on those cheap meals if that's all you can afford (been there), but choosing to eat only those meals? Bleh.

This one better get picked. Holy crap, I can't stop laughing imagining you skulking around like one of the kids from The Monster Squad.

I once saw a man walking down the street holding a toddler that I assumed was his daughter. In her chubby little fist she held a oleander branch that had a few of the pretty pink flowers attached. They had plucked it from some nearby bushes growing along a fence line. I ran up to him and told him that the flowers his…

Stars to you for the funny, and for it happening because of JOOTG, one of my all-time favorite 80s movies!

I hear you.

Oh, you mean the show that ripped off Friends?

I say let her do it. Let her sink her own ship. Didn't I just read today about Mo'nique being blacklisted for refusing to play the Hollywood game? Let's give E.L. some rope.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Well done!

Ask grandma to say, "It doesn't agree with me." And full stop. We're really doing the people who have actual allergies a disservice by claiming to have allergies when we don't. I have an intestinal disorder. I know what I can eat and what will ruin my day. I ask the server if the no-no items are in what I ordered, if…

Ok, I get that. Then why not just say, "I can't have (whatever food item)," and leave it at that? Why do we feel the need to explain ourselves? People with actual, medically certified allergies get to say, "I have an allergy, an cannot eat that." The rest of us should only say something like, "Oh, I don't care for…

I visited my brother in Portland last year. I love the food carts!

The giggles started with the burned chocolate cake. Then I read why the whole wheat toast was wrong and I am out of breath from laughing so hard.

Californian here. The accents are ridiculously overdone and that's what makes it funny. My sister in law talks like this, believe it or not. She doesn't pronounce the word "pool" as "puel," but the rest is accurate.

James must have gone to the Crossroads, man. That's all I can think. She made a deal with someone other than her publisher.

It's as if the only thing some of them learned from the Shoah is how to be monsters themselves.

Actress Rebecca Gayheart. She hit and killed a nine-year-old boy in 2001. Several cars had stopped so he could cross the street, but she pulled around them on the left and struck him.

I got rear ended at an intersection because of a bicyclist who darted around a large truck (against the light). We both were turning right. I slammed in my brakes to keep from hitting the guy on the bike and the lady in the car behind me hit me. She wasn't texting and there was no way for her to have seen the guy on…

I am so sorry for your loss and for how the justice system failed you and your family. I know how that feels. Hugs to you. ❤️

I have it, too, along with fibromyalgia. Before I was diagnosed eight years ago, I had two jobs, was physically active, and had an active social life. I was 42. Sounds old to some, but it wasn't to me, until my symptoms made me feel ten or twenty years older. Bless you; I hope you are doing as well as you can.