I'm 50, and I know who Missy Elliot is.

Yeah, the way I read it, the answer should be Connie Francis.

I'm surprised Christian Gray doesn't wear sparkly ties.

Don Quixote is one of my favorite books. Is it naive to hope they won't fuck it up?

LMAO!! I can't stand Chuck Norris. You are my hero!!

LOL

I took one of those stupid quiz things on Facebook not too long ago, "Who Was Your Spouse In A Past Life," and I got Paul Newman. So it makes me extra happy to know my past-life hubs is so cool in this life.

Could this guy's voiceover be any more boring?

They can make you talk in thirty minutes or less.

I stand corrected, sir.

Apparently, it's fake.

Ooh YES.

No one should spend more than $40 on their wedding gift.

That's almost as sad for me as the time I have wasted and the existential terror the spectacle of this thread is causing me. I get why this is addictive for you guys though on some level. Strip Club Idiot Out!

Like no, I am not going to honor your thirsty for theatrics request that I carry on!

And pay me rent!

No excuse for this fuckery. I don't care if the ceiling tiles cost a quarter each, you don't go to a hotel and trash it unless you are a dumbass with no home training.

I was giving you an alibi.

I sat through the first one, too. I'm not watching any of the others. Poor Cary Elwes - I had such high hopes after Princess Bride and Men In Tights. :(

Oh, those crazy spontaneous combustible types!