Bullshit. She would have lost her goddamned mind if the server would have served her a cafe latte, I guarantee it. She was pissed about the long line at Starbucks, and was itching to make someone pay. Fuck her. I'm Team Server.

Someone was just asking to be dick punched. After all, the customer is always right!

That gif is killing me!

Any fuckface that expects you to take a bite of their food deserves to choke on it. No way in hell, that is NASTY!

I didn't say I approved, I just said its out there. I do agree with her belief that as we get older, we need to lighten up with the dramatic makeup looks. (Not sure if she says that in this video, but I've heard her say it before.)

John Goodman is a national treasure. I'm glad he lost weight for health reasons, but I miss the Dan Connorness that went with it.

I'm with you. He's just kind of blah, now. I don't see hot at all. Before he had character, a twinkle in his eye. He was more interesting.

I am the same way with SAW!! I finally got talked into watching the first one recently, because it seemed like everyone I knew couldn't stop going on about how great the movies are, and how the first one is SO psychologically thrilling. I was very unimpressed, and now kind of worried about my SAW-loving friends.

According to Jenna Jameson, gonzo is one of the ways that new performers are broken into the business, leaving them emotionally and physically scarred.

Lauren Hutton came out with makeup for us olds awhile back:

My mom actually knew a woman named Millihelen, back in the day.

My daughter has decided not to have children. I am completely behind her decision, and I so respect her for knowing herself well enough to make this decision. She is my oldest child. I had her when I was in my late teens. Do you know how much I love seeing her get to live her life as she pleases, on her own terms? She…

Dammit, why didn't you get creative control?

That's great, but some of our uteruses scoff at tampons with leak protection. Especially during strenuous exercise.

I have the sads. I love me some Anthony Mackie. :(

Open the door, glitter on the floor, somebody stole our dinosaur.

I have no idea how it isn't covered in graffiti and chewed gum with half empty Starbucks cups littering the surface.

YES!! That community theater wig freaked me out. I couldn't stop staring at it.

That's gorgeous!

No matter where he went, to the store for a pack of Red Apples and a six-pack, to the park to walk his dog, the movies, the dry cleaner (the one that the old ladies still talk about in hushed whispers, clutching rosaries and forking the sign of the evil eye whenever someone mentions "The Mangler"), she was there. She…