I guess all the jokes and jabs directed at her about when she was "fat Monica." (Seriously, that ghastly Professor Klump fat suit, tho. Ugh) And that resigned face she would make in return, like she deserved to be ridiculed. Like, it sure was lucky for her that she lost weight so she could fit in with the beautiful…

I finally got around to reading this just now, because I was like, "ugh, another Gwyneth/GOOP item." (No offense; I just don't care for her.)

OMG. She was either a nut job or she worked on commission.

"Alone in your home, dying from starvation and gas fumes,"

Could you BE any luckier?? :)

"Yes, that's how they measure pants. IN PRISON!!" Still cracks me up.

Gawd I love Phobe. I still laugh every time I hear Celebration.

What??! Thanks for the info!! *runs off to check IMDB*

OMG I hadn't considered zits. No lunch for me today, thanks. 😖

I was about to fight you on this, but then I re-read and realized you're right. The Seinfeld characters were totally horrible people, that's why they ended up in jail in the last show. I never understood why so many people didn't get that.

I still love Matthew Perry. Fools Rush In! (Shutup; as a Latina who brought home white guys and married one, I loved it. Especially when the parents met!) I also loved his short-lived show, Go On.

I will always love Friends, but I have to say, the fat Monica thing has always bothered me.

Chandler was always my favorite, too. And Joey wasn't so dumb in the beginning - like Glenn Quinn's Mark on Roseanne, they made him more of a doofus as time went on. I don't hate Ross, but he annoys he hell out of me. Phoebe was my favorite of the women. A friend who was also a co-worker once asked me, during a…

Or put something in her mouth.

I was just going to write that when Hiddles gets married, it's going to be a very dark day full of tears and rending of garments.

My daughter has such a crush on her! And I love her recipes. I made her lasagna for Christmas (with the homemade tomato sauce incorporated into a béchamel sauce!) and it was insanely good.

They're going to have to BURN DOWN THEIR BACKYARD NOW.

Seriously. And they know the substitute they can eat is Turkey Bacon.

I just pictured Dustin and the He Save Bread! guy in a fight to the death, while VIP Monogrammed Thermos guy cowers under a nearby table, screaming for help.

Don't let 'em kick puppies, and be little fucks; make 'em say 'please' and 'thank you so much.'