El Cucuy is real, tho! Haha. What about La Llorana?

LOL!! You just ruined that song for me!

She gets a pass. That fool had it coming. In fact, that nasty perv got off light. I hope he sweated buckets forever, wondering if she told her father what he had done.

Be nice to your barista.

Not sure of the exact qualifications, but I have grown kids, so I'm pretty sure that makes me an Old.

True!

I'm an Old, and I'll kill a whole bag of delicious Goldfish crackers. Don't judge me.

We should change the state's name to Floriderp.

I cannot wait for I Saw The Light. He's going to kill it.

You took the words out of my mouth.

My daughter has decided not to have children. I'm completely down with that. It's her life, not mine. And she has a dog that she loves more than life. I call him my grandpuppy.

I have kids and dogs. High-fiving you for your comment.

My grandmother hated Paul Rodriguez, but Soupy Sales? Wow. I wonder what it was that set your sweet mama off about Soupy. I understand the monkey thing, since she was bitten.

My mom spanked my ass and grounded me for stealing $10 out of her purse when I was 11. That meant I missed going to the county fair that year. I LOVED the fair, and I was beyond devastated. As my mom and brother got ready to go, I cried and begged to go. Even my strict grandmother tried to get my mom to soften up and…

Gold star for "fucktomylous."

I know, and it was funny! I'm a little grouchy; only got a few hours sleep last night because I'm in California and was awakened by a flood warning alarm at 3 a.m. Stupid weather app. (Or stupid me, for not turning off the notifications.)

Yes, exactly. PM was furious with our local paper for printing the story of Nancy's arrest, because Nancy was "from a good family." And she was pretty heated at me, too, for pointing out all that white privilege.

There is a woman in my small town whose family owns a men's clothing store. They are very well off. The woman (we'll call her Nancy) is a kleptomaniac. She's been caught shoplifting in local supermarkets on several occasions, and it's always stuff like candy bars, or greeting cards. She always had the money to pay for…

I just raised four kids, is all. Like someone else commented, I know accidental when I see it. On the other hand, I could be completely wrong, as I keep saying. Show me one truther who ever said that. Your comment made me laugh, tho!

he grabbed my butt under my skirt, he asked how I shaved my ass without leaving any stubble.