Careless With Clipper Mom, is that you??

Wow, what? It wouldn't be the first time a video was staged for views. I also said I could be wrong.

I just think she's a terrible mom if this was something she staged, which I suspect she did. The top of that boy's head is too neatly shaved, compared to the job we see him doing on the sides. He seems to not be able to hold the clippers at the correct angle as he hacks away at the sides. I could be totally wrong, but…

I'm with you. And I'm having a little trouble believing he did that all by himself. Look how completely the top of his head is shaved, compared to how the sides are looking as he chops away unevenly. I hate to think that adults would do this to their kid, perhaps hoping for a viral video.

That gif is everything.

Dorothy's exasperated, "Shady Pines, Ma!" every time she wanted to remind Sophia that she was just one fuck-up away from going back is the mantra for all of us who find ourselves with our mothers living with us. Well, at least for me it is.

What is it with Craigslist guys misspelling cocoa as "coco?" Or is this that same guy looking for a homeless woman to molest take in as a companion?

Strangé seems to prefer "pussy."

All the stars for "TETRIS-MEX."

Lord and Savior Jesus Heffernan Christ made me imagine Kevin James talking about "relig-EEOWN!"

I would like a Cheeseburger Deluxe with side order cheese.

OMG YES!!

Truth doesn't need religion to make it true. :)

The sneak peeks during the commercials with Walken just wailing a note were hysterical! Reminded me of the Three Amigos holding that long note during their theme song.

Anytime I hear carob, I just think of mocklate from Friends.

Damn, nailed it!

It means she's completely in denial about the severity of the charges that her "seed" is facing. She thinks that because her mother prayed, and now she prays, everything is going to turn out peachy.

"...coolly throwing punches in the neck and abdomen."

That pastor didn't have a soul, and the nice, good teacher had enough heart for herself and that idiot pastor.

That sounds horrible. Sorry!