In my experience with cats, I’ve noticed that they don’t acclimate to much of anything if they don’t feel like it.

He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!)

I have never related to anything more than I did watching Cinderblock bitch and moan while pawing at that treadmill.

Dowell Loggains sounds like the name of one of those miserable 70s singer-songwriters. The kind who were mildly successful for a couple years with albums moping about being a lonesome pothead troubadour hack, before falling out of popularity and a series of disgraceful comeback attempts riding every trend in the biz. D…

Damn, that explanation was really interesting and comprehensive. Orlovsky really knocked that one out of the end zone.

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

Another quote from Gase about the “ghosts” comment getting aired that absolutely kills me:

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

This “Take on Me” director’s cut is bananas.

“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.

Yes, and you’re ugly, but in the morning I’ll be sober.

I had the Patriots blowing the doors off the Bills by at least four touchdowns. Maybe there's something to Bill Simmons' old "Milton Berle game" theory.

But no vaping thanks to dipshit Charlie Baker

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

“Legally speaking, the Rams, Broncos, Seahawks, and Chargers could all test out a switch if the NFL let them. I have zero faith in that ever happening.”

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

I’m struggling to figure out exactly why the Steelers made this trade. Fitzpatrick is a nice player, but not a franchise difference-maker. With Ben out, any promise this season may have once held is lost. Why give up a high draft pick for such an unsubstantial return?

What’s going to happen when the Dolphins draft him and they can’t protect him and he has no one to throw to?