Philip Rivers has more children than the number of Chargers fans who emailed in for this.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Not just any cigarette. He’d be smoking Gauloises you uncultured swine! 

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.

There are is a lot to process, but this was in the second quarter. Gronk made that monster catch that decided the game in the fourth. On a leg that he couldn’t walk on after the game. That is insane.

Just want to say that Gronk is a bro and a fun version of a man-child, he’s proven to be a very intelligent person. He’s invested all his contract money and has many lucrative branding deals.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole. 

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

About 98% of us hate the 2% that booed him. They can fuck off to Philly or something.  But sir, we have AT LEAST...*looks around and counts*...5 tall buildings downtown. We’re not Akron, or something.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

Ryan Grigson should have been running an Evansville Applebee’s into the ground rather than a generational quarterback talent.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

OJ of all people should know that taking a stab at someone you trusted doesn’t always work out.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

“Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.”

Dearest Mother,