I would love to come up with some sort of trivia question that asks the average person to guess who has the fewest majors out of Maria Sharapova, Blanche Bingley Hillyard, Evonne Goolagong, and Maria Bueno.

That is Serena crip-walking that C U Next Tennis match’s fucking soul. JFC I am ded.......get her Queen.

Well then you’ll be shocked by the big twist!

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

A dude named Patrick getting caught with cocaine in New Hampshire is without a doubt the whitest thing I can think of off the top of my head.

Yeah, he is. We get what like 5 minutes of their marriage between two scenes, and I still think the Gunderson marriage is best marriage ever captured on film.

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Omar was awesome, though. 

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

I’ll just leave this here....

It comes and goes. Just like Brandy’s Tinder matches.

No way anyone would believe that stupid name.

And like Dallas, Brandy’s not gonna get a ring any time soon.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

It’s still too early to predict how that tie will affect the standings.

I’ll be honest, for a moment there, when Jeff Fisher’s name popped up, I had to stop for a second and thought to myself, “wait, Jeff Fisher *isn’t* still the coach of the Titans?”

Week 3: Titans vs. Jaguars

Memphis is very fun in an “I might literally die at any time, but I’m too drunk to care” way.