When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

I feel like there are any number of potential creative ways to make the best of honoring the letter of that contract. Place a plaque reading, “<— Fuck This Guy” two feet away, or strew birdseed on the ground every morning until local pigeons are trained to come and shit in that specific spot.

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

Okay but he sucked against SEC defenses too, so it's not like he was a promising prospect who needs seasoning. 

See, I don’t understand it when people try to defend a quarterback’s lousy performances by saying that some of the games were played against competent football teams, and there was some inclement weather.

Bills fan here. To be fair to Peterman, he was thrown in an awful situation in Buffalo both when replacing Tyrod Taylor (as a rookie) and then as a starter/placeholder for Josh Allen in his 2nd year. He’s not mobile (and Buffalo’s line sucked) and he doesn’t have much experience reading pro defenses (hence the INT’s).…

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism

“This Nate Peterman is growing on me” sounds like something you’d say if you nicknamed a firmly lodged and rapidly engorging deer tick, or an aggressive melanoma, “Nate Peterman.”

Sometimes it’s nice when baseball players act like immature little boys, like McNeil here.

“When I got in the dugout, I said I was getting a puppy,” McNeil said following the Mets’ 6-3 win at Citi Field. “I was pretty happy. How could you not be happy with a puppy in your hands?”

Home runs? No. But it should increase the number of walks he takes.

A real man also wouldn’t take a seat-filler managerial role and would instead go earn himself a real position somewhere, but YMMV

“A real man wouldn’t need to ask his wife for approval”

Two things:

I wonder if Callaway thinks a real man would know how to manage a bullpen.