including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

No, Mike, you can’t. But you also don’t have to turn your locker room into goddamned Arkham, either.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Here I was thinking I could beat him when he’s in his 70s because he won’t get around the court too well but some crazy geniuses around here are talking about playing him when he’s a kid. That’s thinking outside the box and I would show no mercy to a kid. Maybe that’s how he got to be so good. Some adult trounced him…

This is why you need to look at the raw data. They asked 8 men and one of them gave his name as “Foger Rederer."

I dunno. I'm 51 and I think a freshly dead Federer might be able to take me. To be sure, I night let him decompose a bit.

Maybe if she had to do a shot after each point she won? And I was able to transfer my consciousness into a clone of her? 

One. Maybe as old as four.

You could always hope for a double fault, right?

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

“I’m certain I could beat him, RIGHT NOW.”

Messi/Ronaldo and Magic/Bird/Dr. J come to mind when thinking of Federer/Nadal/Djoker.

I hope the team gives him a cool cybernetic arm. Football needs more cyborgs.

Don’t worry everyone. He’s going to be all right.

First Responder here.

Wow, I’m surprised that they would do that. His arm must have been pretty mangled already (non viable) and extremely stuck (at least I hope this was the reasoning).

Don’t even worry about it bro.

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.