We’re all pulling for Virginia to get upset by a 16 seed again, right? Because that was hilarious.

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

I would pay more money to know how many of those they sold than I would pay for the actual toaster (note: I would pay $13 for the toaster and $13.50 to know how many were sold). 

SO THIS IS WHY GRANDPA SIMPSON WAS WEARING AN ONION ON HIS BELT. IT WAS THE STYLE OF THE TIME. 

They make a lot of sense for wine distributors who have to taste out samples of expensive bottles with potential customers, but probably not a ton of sense for the rest of us. What kind of monster opens a bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it, ya know?

A bottle of wine is made of glass so you can drink the whole thing and honestly say you only had one glass.

And yet I still only give it honorable mention: the most ridiculous item here by far is the $1,000 basket of tea.

In defense of the Coravin, it isn’t because you can’t open a bottle of wine, it’s so you can have a glass of nice wine without opening the bottle so it won’t start to turn in case you don’t want to drink the whole bottle right aw

An EXCLUSIVE assault, handcrafted in Monrovia!

650 dollars is probably more than I’ve spent on all the toasters and bread I’ve bought in my life combined. 

Right????? Thrown in a BB8 bowl and I’m on the couch all weekend.

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

About god damn time you slacker.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Me too—I clicked to find out if some asshole was going to euthanize the Jaguar.

Team Jaguar

“Idiot Exposed Herself to Angry Jaguar, Jaguar Behaves Appropriately.”