too late, buddy. the flight is at 10:30pm and you have a meeting with Sean McDermott at 9:30 tomorrow morning. 

So lemme get this straight: I, a normal ass person, when purchasing a home, had to explain in detail where every penny I earn comes from, up to and including having to explain to the bank where the extra money in my paycheck came from. I had gotten a raise during financing, and had MORE money to pay my mortgage, but…

I can’t find the quote — maybe it was gselevator? — but it was around the time the President first started needling the Federal Reserve about interest rates. It went something like this:

If he’s willing to add a 4 billion dollar line item for “brand value” what are the odds of the other numbers being accurate?

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Isn’t Jupiter, Florida that place where circus folk spend the winter?

A moment of silence for a man who just meant well.

I think you’re overestimating how many fans Kraft actually has. Pats fans are getting these jokes in. I know a lot of fans of players, teams, and coaches, but not many people who are fans for specific owners.

For a normal hire, it’s probably not desirable to do that sort of digging. For someone who is going to be your social media presence, I think knowing what their public social media looks like is pretty highly relevant.

Holy fucking shit, that was waaaaay worse than I was expecting. What a terrible piece of human garbage. I can’t help but laugh about her mocking somebody *else* for just making money through Instagram. Bitch, your position only exists because we haven’t yet trained robots to do it. It’s the weakest type of advertising…

Seriously. The next person they should consider firing is the clown in HR who let her get through.

She posted this shit using an Instagram account with her name and picture front and centre? Behold, the master race. 

They always want to hire these young social media managers where their only requirement for a job is the amount of followers and knowing how to use different apps.  Never about how to actually do any type of PR or relations.

“Then AD opens up the pizza box, and Lebron cut a hole in the middle and there’s a miniature Larry O’Brien trophy sticking up, and G-d knows what happens next cause I covered my eyes. But I GAHRANTEE Danny Ainge would have been a gentleman and wait for a properly arranged marriage.”

Does he think porn is real?

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#15: Being hit by [generic crossover SUV] on sale at the dealership

I mean, you can hate on Blue Jays management all you want for this, but as fans, we know this year is going to be trash, and we’re totally fine with Vlad playing in Buffalo for a week and a half before he gets to Toronto if it means 7 seasons of him rather than 6.

In the NCAA there generally aren’t reporters in the locker rooms. There are post game press availabilities, but not where players are changing. Each school sets their own policy, but I never worked at a school where reporters went into the locker room. Most schools have a press room where they do that stuff, or…

Thank you so much for highlighting this. The student body really appreciates finally having a national spotlight on what has become an uneasy campus atmosphere. I know some have come to defend him, but they aren’t the ones who felt compelled to leave. Thanks again. We all appreciate it