So he’s terrible at real-life coaching AND fantasy?

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

Listen to the audio. He was clearly asked about the running backs. Positions can be fluid in the NFL but there’s no way someone can classify Amendola as a running back.

I bet you anything that having sex with Donald Trump would be like having sex with Henry VIII in the twilight years. He’d barely have the stamina to heave himself atop you to flop around for more than a couple of minutes - IF THAT, we are talking two minutes tops before he gets too out of breath and loses all hope of…

Donald fucking in the Oval Office is clearly what triggers the opening of the gates of hell.

taft’s shaft is not often historically discussed, from what i can tell.

Eric was asked to step back from his role in the organization because his record conflicts with the values of the modern franchise... namely his history of success.

That’s also what Gronk said.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

Jeff Fisher seems like the type of coach you hire when you know your team won’t be very good and you don’t want to do a lot of work to find a new coach so you just pick a random guy who has coached more than one team in the NFL. I imagine that Norv Turner is your next call if Jeff Fisher isn’t available.

When you don’t consider field position, time remaining, 4th down, the longest field goals in history were all made on this same field, or the field goal winning the game and a 10 yard completion not winning the game,   your comment almost makes sense.

Every time a comment like this is made about Mile High, the Gurkhas have a good laugh somewhere.

Ahem: go fuck yourself

Look, I don’t know if there’s any way to get pure, unfiltered Steve Smith on television in a way that works, but we need it to happen. I would DVR the fuck out of him just talking shit about all the DBs he’s burned over the years.

Stop trying to make ketch happen.

Then they should go ahead and kill off all the dudes. Except maybe one? Get rid of the zombies, too, nobody really cares about them. Bring on Brian K. Vaughan, that dude could use—

The Walking Dead: Negan & The Bear.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

I plugged this into my Belichick translator and it came back: “I can’t believe you get paid to waste my time like that. Fuck you and the rag that hired you. Grow the fuck up.”