It takes like ~10mL of methanol to blind you, which is way more than could leech into/out of a plastic bottle, but yeah, still not a great idea. The good news is that the first aid medical treatment for methanol poisoning is to consume as much ethanol as you can to try to dilute it to the point where the liver can…

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

So... in the home team’s locker room... they have the Golden showers?

Sorry. Chicago fan here. This man is unwatchable and is ruining my sports relationship with my kids.

Well, the Browns do have an immediate opening at QB. No experience required.

It’s really more of a “no gain” stare.

Yea, if I were an NFL QB and my brother opted to choose a reality TV dating show to air out family issues, I may not be anxious to keep the family involved either. Many people have complex family dynamics; they shouldn’t have to be expected to explain them. Let The Dude be.

That’s very possible. He might be the good guy in this situation, while his family are dicks looking for handouts. But then, I can’t get over this:

I’m at 3 years because my family are manipulative pieces of shit, and I’ve never been happier, and my relationships with my wife, kids and close friends are infinitely improved since having cut my family out of my life.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

NBA games played: Bird 1,061, Magic 1,096, Lebron 1,196

Even without the bullshit “pussification of America” nonsense, that column, as excerpted, is stupid.

How to speak San Franciscan, Vergina! Ahhh BasEketball...

What a bitch.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

He is just a shill for BIG SHIFT KEY

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

My son was 5 the first time my wife left him alone with me. As we watched her back out of the driveway, he turned to me and said, “Have you ever done this before?”