So is the memory of everyone that worked on that film.

Wow. When is the last time Rex went 5-0?

Of course this piece of shit is also a child molester. I am 0% surprised. But yeah, black people are the problem. Sure, Pizza Bite.

Tom Petty dies, but this piece of shit still gets to walk the earth? I hate this reality. Someone reset the Matrix.

Apple has heard your request and agrees.

Yeah, but that was before it was peeled. It’s fiiiiiine.

I was thinking “Nice Guy: After Dark.”

Amen. Scrambled eggs and bacon. Throw in a banana if you like. Done.

The scene at K-Fed’s crib, aka the apartment above his mom’s garage:
“WOULD you like fries with that?

C’est magnifique.

I am so, so sorry. I’m crying right now, for Nabra, for you and your sister, for your father, for everyone. I was going to say I hate what is happening to this country, but sadly this evil has always been here. I hate that we’ve been traveling down this awful road from the beginning, and we can’t seem to turn off of…

This used to scare me as a little kid. Thanks, Edward Gorey!

A friend of mine ran the New York Marathon while seven months pregnant. Her doctor told her it was fine. If you’ve been training for a while, and your body is already used to that level of endurance, it doesn’t pose a problem.

He saw how well Federer’s been playing and shit himself.

Yes. Friend of mine is a chef, and she says the two places where amateurs fail most in the kitchen are being afraid of salt and heat. Get your damn sear on.

Fuck cancer, indeed. RIP, Obie. You were a Good Dog.

Oh hi guys. Yes, I will rub your bellies until my hands fall off.

Those are the faces of some very good dogs.

Some purebred Pomeranian or similar lives across the street from me, and it is psychotic. Barks at everyone and everything, and has even bit its own humans. I hate to say it’s not a good dog; I think a lot of the fault lies with its humans, but the undoubted inbreeding certainly doesn’t help.

And he nominee for Secretary of Education thinks states should be allowed to ignore federal law (specifically, the ADA in accommodating disabled students in public schools).

Soooo... states rights for some, small American flags for others?