Yeah, he had Brady on the injury report every week for years with “shoulder (probable);” never missed a game.

I do think the second he loses this popularity with the Republican base, the knives will be out.

All I can think of is “Et tu, toupee?”

My grandparents had four boys in a row. Number 5 was finally a girl, and I think they wanted to try for a second... and got a fifth boy.

I do like the cut of his jib (which I just learned in Spanish is “foque”). So, foque-en hell.

I’m going to do a little social experiment and call with a graphic description of how semen is created. Let’s see if I get cut off.

I request pictures of said dog in said fancy bed.

For science.

I do, too! It can be harsh, yes, but that’s why it’s not a daily cleanser. And my skin is (mostly) fine.

Male DNA was found inside her underwear, and it was tested and proven not to belong to any Ramsey family member. That’s some pretty strong evidence that it wasn’t Burke or John.

She had the prettiest smile.

Ugh, I’m so sorry. May the universe use some of all that karma it’s been hoarding and wallop your mother and brother but good (and gift you with a winning lottery ticket, magical super-lawyer, or whatever will be most helpful).

My deepest sympathies. I can’t even imagine.

She totally would. And then hug her and laugh.

I loved them both so much. Such great women.

And each kid will eat no more than one quarter of their waffle. But god forbid those little assholes split one.

Joe Flacco also had a false start penalty last week. Puts the Jags in ELITE penalty company.

LOFTY Bundt cake? Did Peter King get a side gig as a catalog copywriter?

The well-behaved first child is the decoy, meant to lull you into a false sense of security before the second destroys your sanity and crushes your soul. And #1 will of course do a heel turn and join in.

More of an atoll—an island with a big hole in it.

She had super-duper-Amma senses. Some part of her sensed danger, and her brain translated that into a scream for help that wasn’t really there. I’ve read a bunch of stories about moms who just *know* their kids are in trouble, even if they’re hundreds of miles away.

So glad she could take care of you, and that you’re…

+1 bizarre gardening accident

The only Harvard game anyone cares about is Harvard-Yale, and then it’s only because everyone is rooting for a meteor.