I just realized Cap is totally a cat person. You’d think he’d have a golden retriever, because ‘Murrica, but nope. It’s a black and white alley cat who will only sit in his lap, and hisses at anyone else who picks him up.

I’d say Arthurian/science fiction mash-ups, but Mark Twain beat you to it.

I want to give this comment all the stars in the sky.

Also, is it that much harder to add flour, sugar, eggs, and butter together on your own, than it is to have a package of sugar, flour, and dehydrated butter flakes that you add eggs to? Oh no, you had to purchase like three extra ingredients, that you can then also use for many other purposes.

And he’s never killed a human! What a guy.

I want those cupcakes!

I’ve been alone much of my adult life. I’d explode without my vibrators.

I liked the first hour of it, until it became a Michael Bay film.

Very true. I think Kate’s got that going for her, too. Look at the things she’s dressing George and Charlotte in—they’re very nice, and more than I’d spend on fast-growing babies/toddlers, but I’m not a multi-multi-millionaire, and they’re still not what I think of as really ridiculous. A $100 shawl is fine if you’re…

Given that Elizabeth is still going pretty strong, it’s looking like Charles’s reign will be fairly short, so I think everyone will pretty much ignore him and just keep eagerly anticipating Queen Kate. And King William, of course. Yeah. Sure.

William has turned out surprisingly well-adjusted, so I have hope for his kids.

You need to see “Hatari!” Actual baby elephants!

I read the headline quote in Buster Bluth’s voice. He was good at Army, at least.

South Shore’s full of OFDs (Originally From Dorchester), which explains part of it. I’m the daughter of an OFD, and I lost most of my accent in late childhood/early teen years (thanks to a non-native mom and a little speech therapy), but as a young kid, it was THICK.

Williams was pretty good overall, but I remember a few moments that were off that were like nails on a chalkboard. I feel like maybe Affleck worked so hard to get rid of his accent that now he overexaggerates when he tries to do it (whereas Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg can just naturally slip back into it).

I’ve seen Elwes play an American a few times, and yeah, his accent is always painfully bad. It’s a shame, because his voice is lovely, but it’s like “I cannot stand listening to you right now, you’re making my ears bleed.”

I’m so sorry for what happened to you. It sounds like you’re making progress in healing, and I wish you the best. *internet hugs if you want ‘em*

Never knew I could be jealous of a felt puppet, but here the fuck we are.

Let’s fry this bitch. And serve her with some scrambled eggs and hash browns.

I like it, too—a nice modern take. The bodice/waistline need to be brought in, though.