I can’t pick a favourite phrase out of this paragraph. They are all unicorns. Brava.

Well done! Keep on trucking and making new good memories :)

I get what you’re saying and I guess it’s because now she’s not tabloid fodder we only hear praise for her from fans and not see her awful downward spiral. I don’t think it’s a phenomenon of people jumping on a bandwagon (though pity and curiosity would play a part) but that her admirers are finally heard more than…

This is what I need to do! “Ugh, that photo makes me look bad. Your camera is clearly broken!”

I assume if I look bad in a selfie it’s due to my ugly face. I can’t imagine how nice it is to have a headspace where you can blame your makeup.

Yup, and we have to remember he is a wonderful person who is very out of touch with the rest of the world, Western or otherwise. I think he’s lovely, but we can’t expect him to be a feminist or enlightened LGBIet.al. He is a product of his time, his religion, and his *life*. We can’t ask him to be the next messiah,…

MAC doesn’t use enough tiger penis?

You are an absolute gem! Sorry you went/are going through that but good on you for your glass-half-full attitude. Is that glass half full of wine and can I borrow it?

Please, anyone who is in such a bind, have some critical thinking. If you think God chose you, but you’re surrounded by hypocritical preachy-types, maybe they’re wrong, not you. If it seems like the majority of people are content with not being chosen, maybe the majority is on to something? Happiness is yours to have,…

This poor man. I wish he'd latched on to another way to find some happiness.

Oh god, I am going to call cheese this from now until forever. It’s been a shit week of late shifts with no food shopping, so the fridge is empty, except for seven types of cheese. My fridge is FULL of nature’s fruit.

That is my cheese merchant face. CHEESE! LOOK AT ALL THAT CHEESE!

At least it wasn't just girls who got this ragestroke-inducing sticker. Yay for equality? :/

His dad is a property developer, and nepotism is cranking along quite well.

The beautiful thing for me was their matching horse tooth veneers. I wonder who inspired who?

I looked fucking awesome in my black fringe dress at my year 10 ball. Even better in my tight velvet dress in year 11. I hear ya.

WHOOP there it is!

Orrrrr, more likely he really cancelled his tour due to shit ticket sales. I’d love to know how many tickets were sold before he cancelled. Concert tickets here are usually $100 minimum, even for a show without bells and whistles, so unless you’re a BIG name, good luck!

I AM ALL OF THEM AND I EMBRACE IT!