I would do this, holding up a sign saying “do it in Perth!”

I can't wait to hear them described as the woman Ghostbusters. Like woman driver, or woman doctor. Apparently it's fine, journalistically, but it gets on my tits. You never hear of a man driver or a man doctor. Arrgh!

No mention of charges, so she got off?

I particularly enjoyed how many of Stannis’ men run away as the army advances. Nice touch!

Doubtless, I’m repeating somebody, but is this because Bruce said he’s a Republican? I can not think he would be given any respect by this camp if he was a Democrat. Surely there would be words like abomination, apocalypse and “I told you KUWTK would result in the end of times”. Or maybe it’s just cos he was an…

I think you and Andrew are on the same team here, which I’m sure you know :)

So many feelings!

I don't know much but I have feels. Sacha held hands with Gabriel at the end, but I hope she is the one to end him. He judged her, the shitty shit.

Man, I loved that book. I was trying to put book lovers on to it by telling them "no, no, it's really about the socio-political outcome, and how it could happen."

In other countries this would end in awkward family dinners. No one would be dead. But, gosh, Freedom!

Some FAs are not bright, but the FAs up the front are not stupid. In a smaller airline they know all the pilots, on all the planes, where the pilots only know the other pilots on their aircraft. A pilot who thinks he knows the airline better than the FA who flies on all the aircraft is an idiot.

I'm 39 and I've had flu once when I was 15. God, it's nice to see people who can differentiate flu from a cold. But seriously, 24 years.

With full sympathy, good luck being a normal 22 year old. Tabloids in Australia still feature Elizabeth Hurley because she wore a dress that one time, and shot her boobs at Austin Powers. That's all she's done, and I still know what her kid looked like a month or two ago.

Ahhh, makes sense. Cheers!

I'm of two minds on this. I got hassled by a security dude at Heathrow for wearing a shirt that had a cartoon of a squirrel pointing a gun at another squirrel for his nut. It was cute. He thought the crew would probably make me turn it inside out, or I should wear something over it. Whatever, dude. It's a squirrel.

What eggactly is that? Sunny Side Up (as I understand, fried egg cooked on one side so yolk is still mooshy) flipped over so the yolk is sad and solid? A sad, solid, flat egg?

Albert, no. Just fuckin no. A spirit bottle can only hold so much. When that bottle runs out, you can guarantee that next shot is getting a good more, if it won't overflow. When a keg of beer runs out (and kegs can be linked up to avoid this for a while) it's still not free. Get a different beer or wait a few…

I love this. That is I want to roll in my fantasy life. In the Maldives, like "eh, I'm the cover story, but what else in here? Must be some good stories on eyeliner and how to deal with office jobs."

For us, if no one else. Ahhhh. One of my favourite films. Definitely my favourite country.

Let's all watch Cinema Paradiso with all the kisses!