This is my favourite new fact tbat I’ve learned this year! I had no idea birds moulted to the point that they look completely different. Fun!

I do not know who or what this Katt Williams is, but now I would like a (positive) Dirt Bag about William Katt, the Greatest American Hero, please and thank you.

Wolf Hall!

Every time HK shows autonomy, I breathe a sigh of relief. It’s such an amazing place but I have such mixed feelings about it with the maid culture.

Rachel Bloom’s GQ statement is glorious.

My ex used to joke about me driving like Steve McQueen..... and then, nah, Stevie Wonder. Please, for the love of Alex McQueen, take me out of the greys, Hazel! I’m a good person, I swear.

This is not normal.

Noooooo! Though that is a sweet split announcement. They sound like they’re okay.

WAIT!WHAT? You pay for Tinder? I thought it was free, like the Snapchitchat and Insters. Fuck that noise! I got a huge mortgage for my tiny apartment and so, so many insurances to pay.

Did you see the actor who played Tinky Winky died very recently?

I clapped my arse off at that scene! Scared the cat a bit.

Now I want it too! I love delving into the history of the big cities. Places like Rome, you can’t escape it, but I was pretty thrilled to randomly come across Pudding Lane in London.

Thanks for the advice! I love seeing snippets in time like that.

I’m currently rereading the book in anticipation of this. About 40% in, and it’s ok, starting to pick up the pace a bit, but it’s no masterpiece.

I’m in the greys so I’ve got nothing to lose.

Spot on. I’ve always equated Vice with being whitebruhs.com.

Hmm, let me guess. *Scrolls down*

Holy moly! Is anyone not medicated?

It’s almost as though the people who want to police everyone else’s morals are hypocrits.

Let’s see if this little grey duck can get this to work on mobile...