Wash your mouth out! Saxomophones make everything better! Baker Street, all of Spandau Ballet, INXS. Any sax is good sax.

Aaaaaaarrrrgh!

Surely no one wants to claim this though, for it is bad.

The only time I've come across these terms is when Buzzfeed is trying to make them happen. Sure, I'm not in the US, but most of my colleagues are millenials, and they don't say these terms. I tried to use "peen" in a conversation with one of them, as we were talking dick all day, but she didn't think it was a word.

Look, that's great. But can you just not say or do anything interesting until I'm back from my course on Sunday, which is approximately Saturday Drunk Hour? Muchly appreciated.

I love your perspective, and may your poppet be the healthiest, most beautiful poppet that ever was!

Then who the heck is KAOS? The anti-vaxxers? Oh..... makes sense now.

Exactly. You're always on point, Adultosaur. His site has a real cute baby photo on it. That baby looks pretty normal. Why not a baby with any trisomy syndrome, micro encephalopathy, or a good old fashioned cleft palate? These are only the ones my uneducated brain can think of.

Exactly. My hairdresser says she doesn't actually walk 12kms a day, but she does move her arms a lot. The results these things give are very general.

Biggest fucking nopetopus gif you could ever dream of. Like, it's all up in your peripheral vision huge. Fuck that "court". Actual human beings spewed those words?

I love it. He's playing the long game to deceive us all!

The only way the could show it on screen is if the tampon comes out blue, amirite?

Is this something that anyone has actually shipped? He ONLY dates young white models. They might be friends (I hear men and women can be friends) or maybe they are just at a lot of the same functions and talk to each other. Celebs be crazy like that.

Before even reading the article, this heading is everything. Erin, you're my inner goddess. *Bites lip*

Yeah, I know that feeling. Sometimes you need the fluff. I love New Girl for that, not ashamed to admit it. They didn't last but I loved Ben and Kate, and Up All Night for a bit of happy. It can't be Walking Dead and GoT all the time.

I had issues the first time I tried. I should try again! Ta!

I don't feel better. I share your pain. It's weird to live in a time where Middle Eastern uprisings are apparently caused by Twitter, when ISIS uses media for their atrocities, when we all take 24/7 news for granted. But I want to watch one show? Denied.

I LOVE hearing this! I'm in.

OMG conspiracy! I'm writing a letter to the editor of my paper right now. Something something outrage something, get real,wake up Jezebel.

Sweet! I need more shows. The HDD says otherwise, but I'm the boss in this house!