My unseen trumps your unseen, you who is tip of the comments! Congrats, btw.

I will get on board, just because you are so passionate about it. Just gotta make some room on my hard drive. Jesus, this TV renaissance is taking up quite the chunk!

No, sorry, own your exes. You liked them once. If they are truely awful, then you got sucked in. Doubtful.

Sure, it should be his normality, I guess, but maybe Bruce took his eye off what was in front of him to see the knob-jockeys behind him. You don't have to be reality-famous to have a dick up your arse getting you all angry and distracted (and no, that's no pun). Situations like this are my daily commute. Not papps ,…

Does Bruce even have a baby bump? Maybe he'd just had lunch.

It reminds me of the nonexistent kerfuffle in Australia when Jessica Gomes was an SI model. She's curvy! She's exotic! She's gorgeous and not runway thin, but she's still very thin with hips and boobs. Just like a Victoria's Secret model. Let's not pretend this is an attainable body, any less than a high fashion model…

I'll look Witch up!

Lol, glad you liked them! Utter nutjobs.

It's some pretty out there stuff. As far as I know, nobody knows their identities still. To Wikipedia I go!

Your maths is sound. A+!

I don't mind him though! He did the best ever Breakup with a Famous Person since Carly Simon, and his songs are better than at least half the songs played by stations that call anything older than two weeks "old school". So much crap music out there, we have to pick our battles...

FEET!!! I feel really weird with bold polish on my fingernails. I use my hands differently (ie. stupidly) and it's a bit distracting. But I go wild with my toenails. The brighter the better. I'm not sure if you get Rimmel in the US, but their 60 Seconds in Cranberry is my go-to happy colour. :)

I put this further down but I'll put it here too! Nick Frost does man flu...

This has always been my favourite example of man flu. Nick Frost!

Best of luck, my lovely Burt. You were my favourite commenter enter when I first dropped by, and I was stoked when you were anointed to be a staff writer. One of us! One of us!

Lordy, really? I missed that. I'm guessing it was to do with the Pitcairn dudes.... Ugh, I should go look, but I don't think I want her reputation sullied. The Norfolk/Pitcairn people have a culture I don't really know about, but I do know the Bounty descendants can not use that as any excuse. If I remember rightly…

If you know the Hard Ons, then you gotta know TISM. Great Trucking Songs of the Renaissance is pretty awesome.

When I read those today, it was the only thing that contained my outrage. It was a great comeback.

Ahhh, I saw Amelie in the box in the previous match and got all excited. I'm stoked she's his coach. I'm a big Amelie fan.

They're both very pretty people, but neither of them make me want to put on my sexy pants. I loved Dakota in Ben and Kate (so underrated!) and I've just watched Jamie Dornan mouthbreathe for two seasons of The Fall. How much hotter would the movie be if it was just a stealth cam following Gillian Anderson going about…