"I knew him well enough, like, it wasn't, like, a shock, from what I hear."

Non-Californians, this is NOT how young women usually speak in my home state.

I think this again highlights what another post from last week was saying about how people just do not understand depression. He was not a 'coward', he was being crushed under a weight so heavy no one can even imagine it unless you have the misfortune to live through it. He couldn't go on anymore despite his fame,…

... seems to belong to The Church Of Invited Disappointment.

I love those kinds of stories. About a week ago, my boyfriend posted a super cute video of our cat chilling in the sink to Facebook. The only problem was that there was a mirror right behind the sink, and my boyfriend had just gotten out of the shower, so he was naked. And facing the mirror. He tagged me in it and I…

I'm always worried that I'll sign off an email "warm retards"! True story.

oh fuck, get in my fucking mouth right now.

Where are you? Are you in a state where it's legal? I am, and we desperately need different marketing here. I work in marketing/graphic design/print production, and it's damn difficult to walk into a store where the whole place looks like it's a badly updated version of the 1970s. There's got to be a better way.

Well... I don't know about the overall numbers, but I'm a woman, and I founded and run The Green Team - a Medical Marijuana Delivery Service based out of West Hollywood, California. whgreenteam.com The Green Team is a non-profit dedicated to creating opportunities and grants to artists in every medium.

PANHANDLE GET IT?!?!?!

I CANT. I have meetings all afternoon. I'm typing this from a budget meeting that we really all don't care about but the damn VP has shown up and frankly as disinterested as he is I WILL NOT BE the one to leave the meeting the VP actually decided to nap in.

I've had nightmares about mayonnaise. I once dreamed about banana-flavored mayonnaise, and literally vomited upon waking.

(Oh god, just made an account for this and apparently I've quadruple posted and can't figure out how to delete them.)

I've got a corgi mix (Corgi/Aussie rescue). We don't really have anywhere for him to 'den'—would you recommend getting him a crate just for him to 'den' in? Or is it mostly puppies that have this den-instinct? He usually just flops wherever, or outside of his dog bed with his head resting on the edge, since corgis are…

I have both a Corgi and a cat rescued from the street. They get along really well :)

Who does he think he is anyway, a monogrammed thermos salesman?!

My grandmother does this too. When I worked family dining, we called extra well done steak and burger orders "senior specials." Mid > Mid-Well > Well > Burnt > Inedible > Senior.

We have a neighbor who has two Corgi puppies. (They're like potato chips; you can't just have one.) They overwhelm my dog with their energy and fluffy floppiness. SO MUCH FUZZY.

What? What? How did I NOT know this??? I wore out my cassette tape of Trip Shakespeare in college.

I JUST mentioned the dog gnawing thing on another thread. My little TurkeyDog is terrible for carrying my undies around and leaving them in all the wrong places.

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine. She was incarcerated for methamphetamine possession. While incarcerated she got into a bad scrap and had to have dental surgery because her teeth were so rotten. Her correctional officer a Mr. Healy was a real jerk and wrote in her case that she had "meth mouth". She's…