and hungry!

Where is this rock from whence these clueless people seem to crawl? I think it might be blissful to vacation there, to spend days fishing for mignon, hunting buffalo for their wings and teaching shrimp about vegans.

So they had company over while they kept a woman caged in the spare room????? And they thought this would go unnoticed . . . how exactly?

For every person that has been through this, I'm so, so sorry. I want to surround you with love and hope, and welcome you into my home and my family. I'd adopt the kids under 18 in a heartbeat to give you them loving mother they deserve. It shatters my heart that any one could treat their child this way.

I'm confused. Cameron and Comfort are sincere about their banana idiocy. The fact that he's embracing the christmas tree as part of the celebration of his baby Jesus is a non sequitur. The tree is a pagan tradition co-opted for the holiday, right? What am I missing? (I need to know because I'm not going to pass up an…

Seriously. Long distance breakups are easy. Back in the day (before cellphones), when my BF went back home to Europe for a bit, he didn't have a phone in his apartment, and didn't call on a dependable schedule. Plus international calls at the time were wicked expensive. What did I do? Sent a FedEx. The early 90s…

Thiazzi, you might enjoy the movie "Toast" - it is a tale of a young boy in England who suffered many food prep atrocities.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt165885…

1. Was in my boss's cubicle, going over the schedule for the week. He suddenly goes white, stands up and moves quickly and awkwardly out of the cubicle muttering, "I think I just shit my pants."

2. Small office, born again owner/boss - like "business is slow, so let's pray around the conference table so god will bring…

..."All About That Bass" which purports to promote personal pride in non traditionally sized women..."

I'm in MA. 15+ years of print production, and creative project management experience. Hello, sister.

I'm a marketing manager for a medical marijuana business. Yes, we need more women. No, I don't market topless, for which you should be thankful.

LEAVE WORK NOW

LEAVE WORK NOW.

I am a fan of crates. It gives a dog a safe space to go when it wants to chill. Ours sleep in them (when those eyes somehow can't manage to melt my heart and they sleep on the bed). One sleeps with the door open, because she's a good dog and doesn't wander in the night. Our younger one has the door shut on his,…

When I moved from California to Massachusetts, I flipped out on the first few people who wouldn't LET ME FIX MY OWN COFFEE. I had to finally figure out the Dunkin code because I'm subjected to it far too often. Seriously, dude. Nut up and fix your own damn coffee.

Corgimom of two: corgi puppies will curl up in anything. They like the sense of security. If there's no edges or walls to sleep against, they'll curl up with each other. One of mine crams herself into the corner of her crate and fixes her pillow so it pushes on her. Mind you, the door to her crate is open, she just…

As a Corgimom of two, I can tell you it is a full life of can-barely-stand-it cuteness overload.

File this under FunnyNotFunny: a have a friend who is blind. Her first guide dog luurrrved her undies, except needed surgery twice to remove them. Not like she could see what he was getting into... (she laughs too, so I'm probably not going to hell).

For some, there's the classification of "only mildly chewed on by the dog."
Yeah. I know. Eww.

Chipotle - yes, by all means, go! Moe's is a foul joke.