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Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

I was praying so fucking hard for a horrible typo.

dont do it JON !

Lol! I'm so gullible. I imagined he traveled like a human being. Of course he had security around him.

I read about this earlier today and can't stop thinking about it. I need an explanation. There must be some insanely convoluted backstory, right? Like some next level Inception shit. I NEED ANSWERS!

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

But she's still a scientologist, so...

For the tone of this piece, I love you so much.

We are Russian.

Dude...

Here's an article about death, immortality and that space in between and all I can think of is how the heck your mother decided that explaining how some clothes have to given away is the time to drop the "You know, everyone is going to die," bomb on her kids.

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The general rule about other people's weddings should be "Let it go. It's not your wedding."

Seriously. So much more interesting.

Somebody's looking for some Santorum....

Ms. Ryan, when you write things like "A Gathering of the Juggalos for Rick Santorum superfans," I fall in love with you all over again.

My sentiments exactly. Plus, if I'm ever a widow or divorcee, I have solid Golden Girls plans with a few of my friends. (This sounds like snark and it it absolutely NOT. I'm Dorothy.)

I read this this morning and realized that you can add up all the existentialist writings of the twentieth century and it still won't amount to one tenth of this story's distillation of what it means to be a lonely soul in a meaningless universe.

Fair point. I'm thinking that he is very fluent in ignorant though.

It's a non-story until you're the naked fat girl.